I know your secrets, I know your lies
The ones you told your whole life
Under the bus, I could not speak
Who would ever believe me?
Today is your anniversary

Happy anniversary
Happy anniversary
Happy anniversary

I’ll never hold the entire truth
I pieced together what I knew
I shared my story, I claimed my name
You twisted the facts, I carried your shame
Hiding your anniversary

Happy anniversary
Happy anniversary
Happy anniversary

Couldn’t you have stayed true to my dad
Was Elvis the best lover you ever had?
Betraying the father of your baby girl
The daughter of your lover, the one named Cheryl
Drowning regrets on your anniversary

Happy anniversary
Happy anniversary
Happy anniversary

Happy Anniversary Story (Halloween Style)

Added music to the original lyrics with a bit of tweaking.